Ranchaliscious

The benefit of ranch sauce on otherwise distasteful foods.

It's quite amazing how ranch can complement the most repulsive elements of cuisine so subtly.

A: We had Possum ribs for breakfast!

B: that's completely disgusting!

A: lol yeah but we just dipped them in ranch. It was actually pretty good! Ranchaliscious!

by k0nflict June 6, 2009

Ranchy Potato

When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.

"Dude why did you break up with her,"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"

by Smiffle March 9, 2014

ranch nigger

a faggot who does dumb ass shit

susan you’re a fucking ranch nigger

by bootydestroyer6969 November 18, 2017

Ranchida

She can literally quote every tiktok sound, lives off boba and other people’s food. You’ll probably never see her without eyebrows and some form of eyelashes.

You are blessed to have a Ranchida in your life

by IwannagobutIcant June 9, 2020

Cock Rancher

One who rounds up cocks, normally for the purpose of fellating.

He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching

by PMPs September 19, 2016

Ram Ranch Fan

He usually enjoys eating chocolate, while imagining that it's a dirty anus ready to be eaten on, while jerking off into the world of semen.. His search history is filled up with it! When he accidentally has the site popped up on his phone in public, he always has a surprised face.. Yet he's seen the giant penis before. He even has T-shirts in his room saying "18 Naked Cowboys in Ram Ranch" He has also always wanted a skinny twink with female thighs. Fans of Ram Ranch are usually named either Johnson or Nick. He'll also have plenty of sticky keyboards from last night looking at Fratboys.

Oh he's such a Ram Ranch Fan.

by Definitions for people October 22, 2018

seemingly ranch

A meme; references Taylor Swift eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and “seemingly ranch,” since the picture only shows a white sauce and it is unclear what type of sauce it is, whilst celebrating at her alleged latest boyfriend’s (2023) football game (he plays for the chiefs).

Ritz crackers tweeted “must be dipped in Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch” after seeing it trending.

by bluefoxredfox September 25, 2023