clapper rail

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.

1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.

2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.

by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014

Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.

Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.

by Scumwaffle September 29, 2010

railing a line

To use only your nostril to snort meth or coke when nothing else suitable is available

That was some fire ice last night, sucks we couldn't find a straw. Railing a line is such a waste..

by RestoredByzantineEmpire June 14, 2020

mush-rail

Someone who appears to be thin with clothes on, but their body is actually flabby, mushy, or cellulite-ridden.

Girl 1: "I wish I had Natalie's body."

Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."

by Julie F. and Julie B. April 22, 2008

hot rail

The act of heating up a glass tube, then snorting methamphetamine through it and exhaling smoke.

We were doing hot rails with Paul Baloff.

by aesop November 07, 2003

rail that gash

The act of slamming a babe's G-spot as hard as humanly possible.

dude1: "Bro, did you see that fly honey over there?"
dude2: "Yeah dude, I'm getting ready to rail that gash. get pumped."
dude1: "Deal."

by sebastian crucial, d loke, gsb January 13, 2007

Rail splitter

When she is lined upon reverse cowgirl and about to come down but you miss both holes and hit the taint

Man, last night, Carol came down on me and it ended up being a rail splitter

by PinHeadLarry3 November 10, 2017