Dan Rather

Dan,I'd rather not!

^from an old Saturday Night Live skit,lol

Dan Blather is one boring sob

by zzzZZ September 17, 2004

rotcherkokov

Fake Russian word for VD. Used to make fun of people that like Russian Mail-order bribes.

Q: What's the Russian word for VD?
A: Rotcherkokov

I met this gal in Russia after browsing a mail-order bride site, but after I banged her, I got a bad case of rotcherkokov.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Rutherford

Rutherford is an adjective for a tall 6'2" guy with brown curly hair, puffer blue artic coat, who has lots of money. Someone who is a Rutherford can be gay.
Basically, someone that is very Rutherford is yo perfect man.

Dat guy ova thers iz soooooo rutherford!

by xXxXxmommaxXxXx January 21, 2006

rotterdam rough rider

First, slather your johnson with freshly ground ginger and add cayenne pepper to taste. Next, find a sturdy young stallion and gently mount him. While he is grazing, suddenly and powerfully penetrate him from behind while keeping a firm grip on his buttocks. He should be off like a shot. Hang on for the ride of your life.

Steve: The other day I saw this horse so I had myself a good old rotterdam rough rider
Dan: Holy hell man, is your dick alright?
Steve: Still recovering bro

by P3RV-E November 6, 2014

Lumpy rutherford

When you shit in your pants and a noticeable lump can be seen

Freddy waited in the bathroom line so long he got a lumpy Rutherford

by Dr.nasty cakes October 11, 2017

Rutherford B. Hayes

Rutherford Birchard Hayes-- the epitome of a Presidential cheater. The year was 1867, the former Confederacy was in shambles and occupied by the military, and Reconstruction was a nightmare. Seeing three different policies ranging from lenience toward to the south to radical Republican control, rebuilding the nation was almost an impossible task. Hayes, a native Ohioan and Civil War veteran, saw this turmoil as a way to achieve his political goals. The 1876 election that pitted him against Samuel Tilden of New York ended in his election, known as one of the "corrupt bargain" elections. Basically, Hayes cheated.

Rutherford B. Hayes- n.- A cheater/briber

Rutherford B. Hayes- v. - To cheat, especially in a 19th century election. Past tense- Hayesed

Alice: Can you believe that Jonathan won the class election? Nobody likes him because he smells like Axe and tuna fish.

Katie: Girl, you know he totally Rutherford B. Hayes-ed the whole class. He promised that he'd make it school policy that girls can wear mini skirts.

by Ida Wells February 21, 2011

Rochers

Any person or animal whose antics are random, spontaneous, senseless, and a little bit crazy.

That crazy cat is being a rochers and climbing all over my curtains.

by ChillinNCGurl1 July 18, 2011