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Roffle

Similar to lamow, roffle is the spoken version of ROFL pronouced similar to waffle. It can also be used in msn conversations or on forums so that you are not seen as an uber retard who uses LOL, rofl or lmao trying to seem cool. Roffle can be used both as a cast away comment when someone says something that's not amusing enough to laugh so roffle can be used to disregard the comment, OR can be used to add to the humour by saying roffle in a loud voice during a pause in a joke or laugh or at another inappropriate time.
P1: and then he said "cow"

All surrounding people: ha ha ha ha ha

P2: ha ha ha ...ROFFLE!
by Mace April 19, 2006
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ROFFLE WOFFLE

the laughing of a waffle., OR a giant laughing waffle that eats people.
Dude 1: ROFFLE WOFFLE BEHIND YOU!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: OMG ITS OPENING ITS MOUTH TO EAT YOU
Dude 2: That's baloney sandwich ILL EAT YOU FOR CHOW!
ROFFLE WOFFLE: U DAI /\/oW /\/00B
Dude 1: Laughs while Dude 2 gets eaten.
"ROFFLE WOFFLE EATS Dude 1"
Dude 1: DUDE!
by PLB666 April 30, 2009
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Roofie Colada

Roofie Colada was originally coined by Quagmire on Family Guy referring to a drink with a roofie in it for a female, his means of getting laid.

Over time female lushes started referring to drinks 1/2 liquor 1/2 mixer or less as Roofie Coladas.

Its first known reference in this way was seen on Facebook in early October of 2010 by a female alcohol connoisseur aka lush in the suburbs of Chicago. That post was immediately followed up with shenanigans of "Me Too" & "I Roofied Colada'd myself again last night" by other women who like to party.

Since then it's quickly caught on & took a turn for the worse when drunken idiots started making "brands" of Roofie Coladas such as Goosey Coladas which were Grey Goose w/ a splash of seltzer water & lime.

Roofie Coladas always seem like a great idea at the time and are fun for the whole family but aren't much fun the next day.
Yay it's the weekend! I need a Roofie Colada STAT.
by R-Cman October 17, 2010
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Roofie Flu

The side effects felt the morning after one has been dosed with Rohypnol. Some of which includes dizziness, drowsiness, headaches, memory imparement, and stomach problems.
"You look like shit. You hung over?"

"I should't be. I only had three beers."

"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"
by D. Gould March 6, 2009
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roozle

to love someone immeasurably
Baby, I roozle you so much!
by Hugh Jasst November 29, 2007
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Roofies

A drug known as the "date rape drug" with a misleading name. You're more likey to end up on the floor than the roof.
Me: Man, he slipped me roofies last night. How did I get down?
Mike: From where?
Me: The roof.
Mike: You were on the floor.
Me: But they're called roofies.
Mike: It's a stupid name.
Me: Oh.
by hn260 May 16, 2010
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Roofer

"Look at all these filthy Roofers in our bar!"
by TrulyTrashy November 13, 2016
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