Taco del rio is a taco/burrtio stand... They make the most greasy food on earth. But there food is the best. Most of the time it upsets your stomach and gives you the shits. But its well worth the pain. The cooks will ask you what kind of sauce would you like chile green or chile red. Never ever get the red. not cuz its hot, but cuz your ass will be on fire for the next 24 hours. There is only one Taco del rio its in La Puente, CA
(Mikeyy) Hey Cobra go get us lunch please
(Cobra) Ok, Lets get taco del rio.
(Mikeyy) Get a extra burrtio for asshole Juan.
(Cobra) Only if I can order his with chile red.
(Mikeyy) Hell yeah... I want him to have the shits
(Juan) OMG I HAVE THE SHITS. I THINK I MADE A CACA IN MY PAINTS.
(Cobra) Ok, Lets get taco del rio.
(Mikeyy) Get a extra burrtio for asshole Juan.
(Cobra) Only if I can order his with chile red.
(Mikeyy) Hell yeah... I want him to have the shits
(Juan) OMG I HAVE THE SHITS. I THINK I MADE A CACA IN MY PAINTS.
by Mikeyyy June 6, 2007
Get the taco del riomug. Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
Get the Rio Mesa Librariansmug. 2 librarians that use altris to watch all you while you look up porn on the comps but shut you down while you play counter strike
by Rio Mesa juner May 5, 2003
Get the Rio Mesa Librariansmug. by G-Money 22 June 11, 2006
Get the Rio Grandemug. From a real small town called Rio Linda, near Sacramento. Made popular by Rush Limbaugh for the heavy use of meth and white trash people who live there. Rio Linda girls are often the butt of jokes.
Q-What do you call 4 Rio Linda girls walking together?
A- A full set of teeth.
Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?
A-Walks home.
Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?
A-To keep their ankles warm.
A- A full set of teeth.
Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?
A-Walks home.
Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?
A-To keep their ankles warm.
by SCRhollywood February 5, 2010
Get the Rio Linda Girlsmug. Ahmose's pet robot, used mostly for sex. Though sometimes it is used for manual prostate examination.
by Ahmose August 15, 2003
Get the Rio|De|Dagamamug. 1.) A good city with HOT WOMEN, but a very LARGE crime rate. They were thinking about putting up a wall to trap escaping bullets from the downtown area of the city, but instead lifted all speed limits so that travelers could go faster without being shot.
Brazilian A: Let's do a driveby!
Brazilian B: We can't since the speed limit was lifted. People drive way to fast, and I can't even hit them
Brazilian A: Fuck you, man
Brazilian B: We can't since the speed limit was lifted. People drive way to fast, and I can't even hit them
Brazilian A: Fuck you, man
by MORELLIVS July 11, 2005
Get the Rio de Janeiromug.