Razor Racing

Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.

Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.

Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing

Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced

by Anonymous12345666789 June 19, 2017

Rogan’s Razor

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.

“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor

by falkenlaser February 8, 2022

Razor - Khaos

Razor - Khaos is a small youtuber that posts really unfunny videos of him and his friends making inside jokes. Also he is stinky.

Have you seen the new Razor - Khaos video on YouTube?

by SHREKBOIY February 16, 2020

Drumpf's Razor

An amendment for Godwin's law: All internet arguments which inevitably devolve into mentions of Hitler, sufficiently vague in their wording, and which can be easily be transposed to the news as of 2016 without use of the name "Hitler," may be referred to as "Drumpf's Razor," a logical fallacy. Maybe just a bad hunch.

Person A: OMG! He's ordered the censoring a book? Free Speech? The guy is a malignant narcissist, of medical interest! He could be studied in a clinical setting! I'd be he's on pervitin, dirty pilot salts, weird test chemicals, bull semen, and testosterone. Definitely all an F in English. That's German high command WWII, though.

Person B: Wow...I completely assumed you were talking about the news - the politics after Trump got elected!

Person A: Glad we weren't arguing...that's Drumpf's Razor either way. I should google logical fallacies and rhetoric!

Person B: I'm going to. Stay woke.

by effrankie April 24, 2018

Elon's Razor

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely

Trump coming back to Twitter is just an example of elon's razor.

by MicroJ424 November 19, 2022

Razor Clam

An expression meaning to shave one's bathing suit area.

She's gonna name her band, The Razor Clams.

by Chief Park Ranger February 3, 2019

Chovy's Razor

A social behavioral law which states: As the age of any Instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.

Said to be "invoked" once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.

"I need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, I am invoking Chovy's Razor!"

by Sean Enderson November 24, 2013