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Queefestra

A musical ensemble, most noted for their woodwind section, who preform classical concerts with the wind of their vaginas. They can often be recognized by their costume which consists of crotchless unitards and white rhinestone bowties. They are backed up by their road crew who follows the the motto "You Blow'em we Stow'em".. Coming to city near you...
The Queefestra's performance of the Ovature of 1812 really blew my hair back last night.

Have you ever heard of the Queefestra? NOW THATS TALENT!!!
by tmm05 February 11, 2006
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brain queef

what is rejected by the brain after it has been completely and utterly fucked
That physics class gave me a brain queef.

What the hell? That's crazy! I'm going to have a brain queef!
by Uncle Ike May 15, 2009
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Queefy Queeferson

A female who expells air from her vagina frequently.
"That was a wet one! Queefy Queeferson!"
by CrazySam February 7, 2010
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Reverse Queef

When a women sucks things into their vagina, much like a vaccum.
When I lost my keys, it turns out I accidently reverse queefed them.
by WeinerBarf April 14, 2015
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boom queef

A sudden explosion followed by a queef. (Verb)
After the tank fired the missle the lady guard had a boom queef.
by John richeter June 12, 2020
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dick queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.
She let our a juicy beef queef.
by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003
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