quaffle

verb: to waver between possible choices, to the annoyance of another person.

Why does he quaffle every time we need him to make a quick decision?

She's quaffling on the issues.

by aspirit December 2, 2011

quarf

When you fart and an air bubble runs up your vagina and pops making an uncomfortable sound.
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Guy1: Yo I Just heard that girl over there quarf !
Guy2: Damn I bet it made a funny sound.

by fukmewithabrick May 26, 2015

Quarf

When a girl quarfs, it is when she farts and queefs at the same time.

Happens mostly during intercourse while the female is face down ass up.

Trapped air is released from the vagina while gas escapes the anal cavity.

Quarf: a simultaneous occurance of a fart and a queef

"Dude, I was drilling this girl from behind and she fucking quarfed in my face"

"Bitch fucking quarfed"

"this beer tastes like quarf"

"Pardon my quarf"

by From experience October 12, 2016

quaff

To drink heartily. Especially an alcoholic beverage.

Frequently confused with the homophones coiff and coiffed from the french coiffure.

It was such a hot day I quaffed down two beers before I knew it.

by Desert Salt September 12, 2016

quaff

What you call someone who can't play the game you're playing (e.g FIFA)

Rafe: Cover me mate!
Tom: I can't this guy is being a quaff

by bigcooneater1337 May 19, 2016

Quaff

The ugly brown burnt pieces in a pack of Chick-fil-a fries

"Ew, i got so many quaff fries in my container!"
chick-fil-a chickfila fries burnt burnt fries

by daisydoodooadallop June 10, 2016

Quaffle

A person whomst dedicates their life to inhibiting the success of the morally superior. Also known as the highest rank of professional inconveniencers.

The kamikaze keyboard warrior pillaged cyberspace to commit bank fraud and was indubitably deemed a quaffle.

by BuckDitkus June 13, 2018