quoffing

Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quaffer

Arecently patented shot glass with a built in chaser

by Nikki October 6, 2003

queff

when air is rleased from the pussy making a farting noise

daneli gyrich queffed in the elvator shaft, her aim is gurldani22

by flem radja September 2, 2006

Quiff

A slang term originating in the 1920's, a quiff is a slut or cheap prostitute.

Mrs. Stengel was a total quiff today.

by Mark Twain, Jr. November 26, 2010

Quoff

Another way of saying "panties are in a bunch"

He won't let you have a party? What's his quoff?

by girl_with_brain July 6, 2010

quifflebanger

A gay, Homo, Queer, poof, homosexual ie A man who like to plug other men.

1..Jake: Paul why does your dads breath smell like another mans cock?

Paul: Because he is a quifflebanger

Jake: Oh yeah he tried it on with me once!

2..That Quifflebanger cant get enough of another mans suede donut

by Leroy1982 July 6, 2007

Quaf

A man's hairstyle that is formed when he is going down on a woman and she queefs so forcefully that it blows his hair back.

"Do you like my hair? I was going down on my girlfriend this morning and she queefed so hard in my face. Blew my hair into the perfect quaf."

by THEwoman August 21, 2014