qwerty

To be really busy at a computer, usually in a frantic manner, as in trying to hit a looming deadline. May have a slightly biased reference to programming or writing, but can relate to any work done on the computer. Refers to the first sex letters on a standard English keyboard.

Nevin: You see Vanessa?
Julius: Yeah...but don't bother her. The magazine goes to the printer in less than an hour and she's all qwerty.

by citiz3n August 24, 2007

quert

The instance when a female expells gases through her pubis and rectum simultaneously.

That was an awful sounding quert

by camelhumps March 28, 2005

Q-Bert

A famous turtablist who has learned from Mix Master Mike and won the 1992-1994 DMC World Championships.

DJ Q-bert is won of the best!

by gjhvngvb gvbnhgvbjghbh jbhj March 18, 2007

Dirty Qwerty

This is when you have cyber sex with someone over the internet
E.G. Dave: suck my balls bitch
Tiffany: yea ill do more than that
Dave just sent Tiffany a nudge ...
... And again ...
... And again
Tiffany: Oh Dave!!!
This is called a Dirty Qwerty because of the first 6 letters of the keyboard.

Dave gave Tiffany a Dirty Qwerty. Oh yes he did.

by PrezMeister March 7, 2007

qwerty

Type of keyboard layout. home row is asdf jkl;

I use a qwerty keyboard.

by scott sasaki July 27, 2002

getting QWERTYed

getting smacked with a computer keyboard

dude, me was getting qwertyed me yersterday, 'cause i cheated on a LAN

by theRo July 23, 2008

Qwerts

Totally awesome, rad or horrible. It can mean anything really. and if you notice, the "q w e r t" keys on the keyboard go in oreder.

Calm the qwerts down!

You are so qwertsy.

Such a qwertser.

by hellokenni October 9, 2011