2 definitions by camelhumps

The instance when a female expells gases through her pubis and rectum simultaneously.
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by camelhumps March 28, 2005
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The instance when a female exhales gasses through her pubis and rectum simulataneously. see queef
that was a nasty sounding quert
by camelhumps March 28, 2005
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