Preston and Steve

The greatest morning show of all time. Can be listened to on 93.3 WMMR every weekday morning. If you don't like Preston and Steve than you suck.

Preston and Steve are the best show ever. In what other show will an intern get hot sauce shot up their ass?

by Naomi Saukaitis June 22, 2008

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prestige

When you end your relationship with your current girlfriend to go after another girl who gives you the thrill of the chase. In reference to call of duty: you have the "trophy", but being at such a high level, you want more and you end up prestiging and starting at level 1 again.

"Yo man what happened to _____?"
"Who? ooooooo that jawn"
"I got really bored with it, so i decided what the hell it's time for me to Prestige."

by illypack April 12, 2010

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Prestige

When you reach level 55 (at life) you got to the main menu, press on the barracks button, a new screen will pop up. There will be a group of buttons, you press the one on the bottom that reads "PRESTIGE". You will get another screen which gives you only 2 options, "OK" or "CANCEL", also on this page is a paragraph leading you away from pressing the "OK" button, if you do perhaps press "OK" you will get another screen, this screen gives you the same 2 options, it also leads you away from pressing "OK" again, this time scaring you with sentences like "You cannot go back!" If you still decide to proceed, and press "OK", you will then hear a gun shot. You think nothing has happened. You return to the menu and see that something isn't the same as it was before. Your level 55 is now 1!!!! You are horrified at first thinking you have wasted days of playing time (remembering this is still life we are talking about) for absolutely nothing. You want to kill yourself. But wait, you realize something else has changed, you have a snazzy new symbol beside your name. Your prestige has increased! Now everyone will be jealous and worship you forever.

Dude 1:Dude I just got my prestige up!

Dude 2:Why? Is there any point at all in doing that?

Dude 2:That's what you WOULD say, people like you getting so jealous of me!

by Maddy Pee March 9, 2009

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preston junior high

Quite possibly the gayest school in existance. The principle is a fag and mr. kisla is a child molester.

Dan: fuck i hate school
Mr. Kisla: let me rub your cock to make it fun!
Dan: no its quite alright.

by Dan Golub July 19, 2008

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Preston

wat is there to be sed about preston....well...hes a preston...wat else is there? a wonderful guy with eyes that make ur stomach swirl and a smile that just melts ur heart, he jokes about everything but knows wen to quit it and be serious (most of the time), his stomach is an endless blackhole sucking up anything but fruit and vegetables, he feels chubby but he has the good balance of muscle and fat, hes the perfect height and has INCREDIBLE lips!, preston will be the best kisser u ever have so once u find one...hold onto him,

prestons are the kinda guys u never wanna let go, he will hold ur hand and make u feel like the most important person...Preston Is Perfect.

girl 1: isnt she with preston??
girl 2: i wish i were her!! shes SO lucky!

that girl: i feel blessed...I Love Preston...hes mine! <3 =D :-*
preston: i will always love you baby! te amo mi novia <3

by germanchoclate<3 October 24, 2010

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prestidigitator

Magician, illusionist, trickster.
One with fast hands like a street magician.
Probably from the Italian presto(fast)
and Latin digitus (fingers).

David Blaine is one of the greatest prestidigitators of all time!!

Oooh i'm sooo impressed...you must be a prestidigitator!

That damn prestidigitator took me for three grand!!!

by thedzone October 5, 2009

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