ponking

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking

by mattynic October 8, 2005

Pinking Anal Pull

When you bang a woman or man in the ass real hard and it makes there back stiffen causing there sphincter to come out along with your penis

When I was done with her i gave her a quick pinking anal pull

by Mike Andriello October 24, 2003

Punning

Another word or joking or joking around with someone or people, can be use by word play to get a humorous or rhetorical effect.

(A) Whatever, but i'm going.
(B) Why are you full stopping me?
(A) Its the end of a sentence and i'm in a mood with you.
(B) Why?
(A) Because you make me sick.
(B) Why are you being horrible to me?
(A) I'm not i was only punning 'ya
(B) That's really harsh.
(A) Oh come on it was a joke.
(B) That wasn't a question, i didn't want a reply.
(A) I'm sorry.
(B) Ha! I was only punning you

by Tweet0121 January 26, 2011

punkinito

noun; a demonizing term used to call another something hurtful, to therefor be taken both hurtfully and with some state of comical reference...
a state of being; anything of or relating to the common practices and lifestyles of a village of punkinitos existing outside of Nimibia ona small coastal island, uncharted be any existing humans...

noun; "you punkinito"
state of being; "you punkinito"

by Katie June 19, 2006

baby puking

an involuntary form of vomitting in an upright position that involves little or no projectile traits. It typically occurs before an individual is conscious of the act.

John had a stomach virus. When he stood up after 15 hours of laying down, baby puking occured. His vomit ran down his face and dripped onto his sweater.

by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009

Plunking

Plunking is the bizarre, very new fetish where a man, over a great deal of time and practice, stretches out his scrotum skin to the approximate size of a small poncho, and wraps it around another person to keep them warm.

"Carl decided to treat his lover Fernando to a special experience for their fourth anniversary. Tonight, he would perform Plunking on his hot Latin lover, and envelope him in the warm, veiny poncho of their love."

by Waterless October 26, 2005

Pop-Punkin

a person who typically who falls under the stereotype of being the epidemy of being pop-punk. who also is an asshole.

dude, that guy Brian is totally Pop-Punkin.

by gigglegal December 3, 2011