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puked

verb:/ to vomit, cough up the contents of one's stomach. esp. after consuming gratuitous amounts of mind-altering substances
Shit! He puked in my car!
by Stizeve and Bish December 23, 2002
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Puke Sex

PUKE SEX is just a term refering to sex between two people that most likely have been drinking alcohol (beer/wine/anything) to the point that they are acticing really skanky and dirty, maybe they have puked once already that night. these two people hook up and have sex. this gross, drunk, regretable sex is called "puke sex".

PUKE SEX is a term for the sex that is had by the two drunkest people at the party. sloppy, no love involved, maybe some puke breath, puke on the bed, or puking during the act of sex...and continuing on.
"Jimmy and Sara were so Ham Boned last night. I caught them having Puke Sex in garage. Now the garage smells like Bontch and their are stains all over the floor."
by James Row June 19, 2009
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puke-o-rama

A shameless distortion of fact or principle, usually presented to many, one that is so nauseating in it's attempt to convince others of a self-serving reality that one could vomit.
That staff meeting was a complete puke-o-rama.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2017
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Pubes

Barbed wired little guys that lie dormant like a blanket on top of the pubic bone regime and stay in tact by bulbs and skin
The last time he went down on me, he got his pubes stuck in his front teeth. I didn’t tell him because I thought it was so funny.
by Roobeer March 3, 2021
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puke ; pekpek

tagalog term for pussy, vagina, cooch.. or watsoevah!
ang baho ng pekpek mo.

your pekpek stinks.
by pinay June 13, 2004
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flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.
i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

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last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

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Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"
by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008
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pubester

A person who is obsessed with his/her own pubes as well as other living creatures' pubes. Draws pleasure from the removal of pubes with nair and/or by manual pluckage.
I was trimming my pubes and Teresa the pubester came in, collected the pubies off the floor and made a pillow to snuggle with out of them.
by Circle of Jerk September 8, 2007
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