puntarded

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

cunt punt

/n/ The proverbial description of the appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards.

/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.

"Did you hear about how Cali bumped uglies with her b.f.'s brother? She deserves the ol' cunt punt for that! Bitch!!"

"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

fake punt

A sexual act in which the male is doing a female doggy style, pulls out, and spits on her back. The woman then thinks the guy shot a load on her back, but when she turns around, he blows it right in her face.

by Rob April 15, 2003

Jade Puget

jade is my hero he can play that damn guitar like no one else and he has awsome hair

he is my hero

by STEVEN LEE August 30, 2003

Baby Punter

See Gene Snitsky.

Also see Baby Killer.

Gene Snitsky is a baby punter!

by Xero Limit 126 January 5, 2005

punt out a turtle

To defecate.

I'm going to be late, got to punt out a turtle.

by Private Gomer Pyle May 13, 2010

Pugtug

Someone who thinks they getting bittches but really there just a wanker.

Guy one: that bitch was hitting on me!

Guy two: don't fantasize you pugtug....

by OWEEEEEN or O.G. July 21, 2012