Constant racing thoughts that keep you awake before you sleep. Usually caused by troubles, upcoming events or excitments that stalk your mind. Duration: approx. 1 hour.
Brian "Dude you look like you can carry a small load of grocerries in those bags underneath your eyes!"
Marko " I know. I know. I kept having presomnthesia last night!"
Marko " I know. I know. I kept having presomnthesia last night!"
by Daravouchi November 24, 2013
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Tanner was sure he was only into women, but when he got done working out with his bros at the gym the other day he was surprised by the prison syrup he discovered in his underwear.
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Me siento probornada.
Me huele a probornación.
Tuve un sueño probornado.
Me temo que estás proborniando.
Me huele a probornación.
Tuve un sueño probornado.
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by Machambita April 14, 2019
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Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?
Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.
Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.
Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.
Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.
by SandwichBoy69 May 14, 2012
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We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.
LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!
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Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.
READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!
k that's it. ENJOY!!!
We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.
LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!
<33333
Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.
READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!
k that's it. ENJOY!!!
Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.
by ValeriaAtWhitby May 14, 2009
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by Matt <Insert Last Name Here> March 14, 2009
Get the Absitively Posolutely mug.Jim was the new guy. He casually walked into the cell and plopped down on his bed to take a nap. Brett walked over to Jim when Jim was asleep and pulled down his pants, then he removed Jim's pants. Brett wanked until he was hard and shoved his dick into Jim. Brett thrusted in and out in a hard, fast motion. Jim awoke and moaned. His erection sprang up and he reached for it. Brett flipped Jim onto his stomach so he couldn't wank and fucked him harder. "You're my prison bitch now, you don't get to wank." Brett said. Brett came and so did Jim. They did this every day, until Brett was released.
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