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Jake Paul Disease

A disease.

Common, over 500,000 cases a year.

Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.

Disease can be treated but not cured.

Signs that you have this common disease:

1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.

2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.

3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.

If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.

Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?

Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.

Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by meknowuuknowme November 23, 2017
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Paul Wall Drunk

To be as intoxicated as Paul "Face-Sitter" Wall. To be uncontrolably drunk, and have no sense of balance or control of your actions. To generally have no standards for women, and to really only require that her belly does not stick out further then her boobs. To repeatly scream "I'm not drunk" and other various racial slurs. To be drunk enough to scream "Piggly Wiggly" at near by police officers.
Muc: Yo J, what did you do last night?
J-Bone: Aww man, I was fucked up, I got Paul Wall Drunk!
Muc: Oh no. What did you do?
J-Bone: Got kicked out of 4 bars downtown, got in a fight, used the N word accidently twice, then met up with this girl...
Muc: How big?
J-Bone: Aww man, not that big, she passed the test.
Muc: Paul Wall Drunk. Good job.
by YoUKnoW99 April 20, 2008
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Related Words

jake paul

A scumbag Youtuber who constantly continues to be a hypocrite and embarrass himself all over every platform
"You seen Jake Pauls latest vlog, it was so good!" "EW bitch we no longer friends if u watch that shit"
by UBISBLOCKEDATSCHOOL December 15, 2017
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Paul Wesley

Incredibly handsome actor from New Jersey. Well-known for his role as Stefan Salvatore on the CW's hit series, "The Vampire Diaries."
Sherri: "I'm from Jersey and I would love to run into Paul Wesley one day!"

Rachel: "Me too! He's so cute and seems so nice. He's such a talented actor! Especially as Stefan Salvatore."

Sherri: "I totally agree."
by SherBer April 28, 2011
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a cheater~"rapper"~and an actually cancer cell.He cheated on a women he did not even deserve.And YouTubers such as PewDiePie roasted him
Why are you dead?
I watched Jake Paul
by Alissa.Violet April 6, 2018
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Paul Hanna

A mythical beast which only comes out at night as sunlight burns his skin
Who's that beating up my boyfriend... Ah thats called a Paul Hanna. Dont get too close he'll hurt you to
by Sparky999 November 4, 2009
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Paul moment

That kid that throws up in civics class causing a chain reaction. He does this while hitting his juul through his nose.
Like had a Paul moment when the condom left his pocket.
by ShatzeeYatzee November 8, 2019
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