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postle

1. To give someone a quick grope, generally to the buttock or breast area.

2. The word you shout when you postle someone.
"Chris just postled my arse!"

"POSTLE!"
by moobs December 7, 2013
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posterized

A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.
a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.
by Uncle Ben November 29, 2004
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power poster

a poster that can post around the clock at multiple online forums.

a power poster usually is getting paid by the forum owners or they just simply love to post.

some "successful" power posters became professional posters.
I can make 30 posts at 10 different forum while watching Shaq missing three consecutive free throws, I am a power poster.
by picoman April 1, 2009
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roller-poster

One who updates one's status on Facebook, Twitter, or another social site, when in the midst of an extreme mood shift. (Most items posted in this way will be deleted a few minutes later, when the original poster is calm again)
Dave: Did you read Jill's status update? She sounds upset.

Joe: Nah, she's just having another mood swing. She's such a roller-poster.
by Rapunzel_Dambreaker April 17, 2011
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pasties

glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable.
it would be really funny if there were a law that all fat guys could not wear shirts and had to wear pasties in public.
by minghi May 17, 2003
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Posterized

Term in Basketball when one player dunks emphactally on an opposing player or in their face.
French center Frederic Weiss became the ultimate definition of posterized in history by Vince Carter of team USA in the 2000 Sydney Olympics.
by Smitty69 February 19, 2013
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Serial Poster

A person who frequently visits local or college newspaper websites in order to post inflammatory comments. Commonly associated with political or opinion pieces and aged adults who post on college newspaper websites. A troll.
Don't pay attention to "Registered Independent". She's just a crazy serial poster who is trying to spew her political views to any student who'll listen.
by MikeDavid April 12, 2010
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