Rootbeer Poptart

this is a nickname for faggots who eat nasty shitflavored foods like nasty shut rootbeer poptarts

Nelson you Fucking rootbeer poptart faggot you're fuckin nasty you stupid shitface eatin nasty shit Boi

by Batmans_layer May 27, 2017

Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 5, 2018

Chocolate poptart

Eating this means you eat ass

Nathan loves chocolate poptarts.

by Dom_me_plz April 24, 2019

Ogre Poptart

A genetically modified Poptart made specifically for ogres. You can buy Ogre Poptarts at Shrek's Swamp
This item is usually very fucking crunchy.

Give me your fucking ogre poptart

by RaccYT June 16, 2020

PENIS POPTART

The act of inverting your penile flesh within your large scrotal gap with the index finger and continue to push until the act of tickling your own prostate is achieved.

OMG DaD we just witnessed the penis poptart, why didn't you tell us about it sooner

by BoringAnusEsquireThe3rd November 2, 2020

Chocolate Poptart Kiss

The act of oral sex on the fudge star, most commonly in an awkward setting after meeting someone on an online dating platform.

I met this chick on tinder, and she asked me for a chocolate poptart kiss

by TheBeticMedic August 7, 2021

Butter your poptart

Pub lubricant on your penis

You better butter your poptart before fucking me in the asshole!

by Butteryourpoptart December 8, 2018