poomba fish

like the word, poom but it's basically a cuss.

shut the fuck up you poomba fish!

by ginge27 December 27, 2008

poomit

When you've been drinking and/or hungover and have the shits and vomiting literally at the same time.

Brandi had way too much to drink last night and I found her poomiting on my toilet and in my trash can.

by pillowwhisperer October 24, 2015

poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

by Kendra February 26, 2005

Poomail

To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne

Person 1: My laptop smells funky

Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop

Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?

Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?

by Nutata February 22, 2011

Poomp

This is a formal redaction of previously espoused falsehoods. The host of Boysen has concluded, upon great deliberation, that the heretical prophet under the pseudonym Jornk was not a full-G prophet. It is not by divine authority that the prophet stated that the word “poomp” must not be conjugated. It is understood among us that the other points of the definition written by Jornk are to be taken as necessary truths, as he proved himself a sufficient-G prophet.

Mingalo, whilst meandering through the hitherbewinst caught a cluster of crodents poomping.

by 804 Boysen Superior Mind April 2, 2019

Poompa

The lower crotch fat of a person, particularly women but not excluding men. The person has fat that shows in various sizes below the waste or belt line .

When the waitress came to our booth for refills, her poompa rested on top of the middle of the table as she leaned in , refilling our drinks, and it was a bit disgusting.

by jaecat January 19, 2018

poomps

A wet blanket (stick in the mud).

Vanessa is a poomps.

by Jo Richards January 7, 2004