Phoner

The act of achieving an erection while sexting.

Vicky: Did you get that picture I sent you last night?

Michael: Yeah, definitely got a phoner from it.

by Wanny0706 February 9, 2010

Phonernet

Internet available on phones and mobile devices including The Google, The YouTube, and mobile apps.

Dude alone in hotel: Damn! This hotel doesn't even have Spanktravision. Guess I'll have to break out the phonernet.

Phone: buffering... buffering... buffering...

Dude: buffering... buffering... buffering...

by PointsAtBitches October 11, 2011

poker run

When a group of almost gay guys get together on Lake Chicot to boat ride to different locations to pick up a playing card. At the end the winning hand gets to blow everyone.

Hey Parker, you wanna come over for the poker run this weekend? If we win I’ll let you have the prize!

by Goblin Dave June 17, 2018

Pomeranian Rim Job

When you're banging a girl and all of a sudden you feel asshole being played with, but realize it's not her. When you gain the courage to look back after enjoying it for a moment or two, you find her over excited Pomeranian licking your balloon knot.

Lastnight I was fucking this girl that I met online and in midstroke I was delighted by her dog who was a real pro at my favorite brush with beastialty the Pomeranian Rim Job.

by Reverse Cowboy March 8, 2011

lawyer's poker

Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.

We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.

by teabag March 2, 2007

party poker

Online Poker website that features many bad players who will continously put (donkey-stuff) their money in with nothing and have no common sense when it comes to poker. The players are especially bad when it comes to SNG's (Sit and Go) tourney's where they will go all-in with nothing on many occasions.

Boy, This kid named Hjelle9 on Party Poker is sure terrible on his post-flop play and definitely has a high VIP (Volume in Pot), and he a donkasaurus (donkey/idiot who doesn't understand the game)who is very Loose and more passive than anyone I have seen.

by Rip_AA July 6, 2006

Panera bread

A cozy cafe type resturaunt across from the Hilcrest shopping centre in Richmondhill that makes any excuse to give you some of their signiture bread with your meal.

son: what did you order mom?

mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.

waiter: here's your check ma'am

waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check

mom: what's this?

waiter: nothing!

waiter runs away

son: well, that's what you get when you come to Panera bread.

by betting--on--alice March 19, 2009