John: damn that some nice lookin pussy
Tom:yea I'd fuck that girl too
John: no I was talking about her cat
Tom:…we can't be friends anymore I ain't about that beastialty shit
Tom:yea I'd fuck that girl too
John: no I was talking about her cat
Tom:…we can't be friends anymore I ain't about that beastialty shit
by 2ekken January 15, 2017
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Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
by semennachos February 16, 2021
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Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.
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Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
by semennachos February 16, 2021
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by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015
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1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.
2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009
Get the crypto-bestiality mug.person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.
by Lavafox August 23, 2020
Get the bestiality mug.A book usually containing mythical creatures and information about them. Mostly used in olden times (when people thought dragons existed). It could have gryphons, dragons, manticores, unicorns, pegasus, sea monsters, and much more. It could also be a document of non-mythical creatures such as foxes, deer, wolves, hedgehogs, and so on.
Person 1: I'm making beastiary about these cool animals I thought up of.
Person 2: Cool, can i help?
Person 1: Can you draw?
Person 2: Heck I can!
Person 2: Cool, can i help?
Person 1: Can you draw?
Person 2: Heck I can!
by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 14, 2020
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