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poned

A term used in the computer game Counter-Strike indicating that one of the opposing players has gotten killed and severely got beaten. Everybody used to say "owned" until someone mispelled it by accidentally putting a "p" instead of an "o" making the word look like "pwned" but people just decided to say "poned" because it sounds much cooler.
Dude, I just totally poned you!
by Dana Lee June 1, 2005
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Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"
by Elliot Smooth E June 16, 2008
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super uber nube poned

to utterly own one at a various video game or other activivty; unbelievably good;. (hecks yes)
Bryan super uber nube poned that Owen kid at guitar hero.
by god's dad May 13, 2007
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Poned

Harman got poned by Nicholas in Madden

Harman: 0

Nicholas: 53
by falcons#1 February 8, 2008
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Pones

To rock... like a lot.... like Hardcore Rock...... its made of awsomeness

(also known as PWNS)
My new shoes Pone yours!
My backpack Pones!
by Jesse-ness February 25, 2008
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poner

when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while
i was in the car so long i got a poner
by pbsbrockton September 9, 2011
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we dont want eny poneys

Its a saying meening somethting you dont want
Geez Tab "we dont want eny poneys"!!!!
by SDFADF November 1, 2006
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