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Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
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poddling

That thing cats do with their claws when they are trying to settle down.
The cat was poddling on it's owners lap.
by Miss Know it alls April 26, 2011
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paddle bitch

CV: aly is my paddle bitch
JS: youre soo lucky man
by pbzbusiness December 3, 2010
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fat paddles

an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles
by madferret September 19, 2010
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Purple poodle

A male being who serves feminism without ever questioning its validity. The purple poodle loves putting women above himself and lacks any form of self respect, just like he lacks his balls. Thus, he kowtows to the very women who humiliate and domesticate him. Purple poodles even applaud when a feminist spews open misandry and toxic lies. They viciously bark whenever feminism or women are criticized.
1.
"Do you know that Rupert is a member of the feminist supremacy association?"
"Yeah, I know that he`s a purple poodle."

2.
Man: "I think false rape accusations are a real danger for men"
Feminazi: "Help. I`m being oppressed by the patriarchy"
Purple poodle: "Woof woof ruff arf." *insults the oppressor*
by Pfoenix December 3, 2014
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piddle farm

restroom; bathroom; place where piddle is harvested
Tim must have had a burrito for lunch because he was i heard him in pain in the PIDDLE FARM.

Julie has to pee so bad I saw her run to the PIDDLE FARM.

Frank drank so much last night i think he is peeing and throwing up at once in the PIDDLE FARM.
by Frankie B June 28, 2006
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Poodle-Hopper

1. (noun) a large cart with wheels used for moving single or multiple poodles from one location to another
Cornelius: "Stanley, play time is over, will you bring the Poodle-Hopper into the rumpus room?"

Stanley: "Yes, immediately, sir"
by WC-surfarmer April 24, 2010
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