phuckured

An informal greeting highly appreciated by adults. Made up by hip person during a church conference. See also yo hello

Whatsup phuckered?

by Calypso May 10, 2004

Paunkey

A funnel-fanatic frat star who generally lives on a vegetable farm; spends his free-time being blackout and slow dancing to nicki minaj. WARNING: Do not place in direct sunlight and subject to pile in any location.

Gars Femander is a paunkey.

by sdlfjnsldf August 10, 2012

phuckenomenal

Something so good it's beyond phenomenal. The pinnacle of phenomenal. Phenomenal dreams of one day being phuckenomenal.

Bacon cheeseburger pizza from Imo's.

Her: That pizza was amazing!
Him: Yea, it was phuckenomenal!!

by monster mix October 5, 2013

phankuakquey

(Pan-quack-wey) is what you do in an urgent case when you need to be hidden, but have nowhere to hide, therefore, you go into a position similar to the of a starfish, and flatten out against a flat surface.

Shart tomato pie cabbage sos animaux ! There's nowhere to hide from the serial killer !!!! Quick phankuakquey

by Slutty nun May 13, 2017

phuncle

A person called Mark who goes out with his Uncle and does very gay shit with each other.

Oh my back hurts.
Guess PHUNCLE HAPPENED LAST NIGHT

by Willywonka221 October 31, 2019

Phungus prime

When your bumhole dreads fall off, then after a couple of hours grow up to three times in size.

Yo dude that phungus prime is huge, how is that even possible!

by Plump wang69 January 2, 2020

phinkseyebrows

def gay <33 ur one of the best mutuals though LOL

girl: yo, do u like phinkseyebrows?
girl 2: gay

by gonslovebott October 8, 2021