Fut you wuf my penith

Fuck you with my penis.

Josh: You suck. I could kick your ass at checkers.
Caty: I will fut you wuf my penith!

by Junkrocka May 12, 2008

penitration

The act in which my huuuuuuuge dick slides in yo mommas pussy, maybee even her asshole (depends on my mood)

I enjoyed that penitration i gave yo momma

by Anal_Rejection January 23, 2018

petitish whore

denotes a miniature pentecostal who most likely teaches typing at a random inner-city high school. Petitish whores are easily recognizable for they wear their hair in cinnamon roll buns and often wear denim skirts which button down the front. This fashionable skirt also creates much fun as a makeshift blanket on the hillside, hence the "whore."

I saw my typing teacher in a production of "Messiah." What a petitish whore!

by Bad Shamone January 16, 2011

Petition

The democrat equivalent of thoughts and prayers.

Petitions you can sign to help stop performative activism: a thread ✨

by UrbanDictionaryDemoman October 23, 2020

Pepita

Spanish term for vagina

Esa tiene una pepita gorda

She has a fat pussy

by La policía nacional November 17, 2019

la petit mort

It refers to a woman passing out after having a powerful orgasm.

Meg: Riley, where have you been? The partys over.
Riley: I've been in the guest bedroom, Jason over there gave me La Petit Mort.

by BlakeMoros July 17, 2017

Peditorosis

Peditorosis is the medical term for chronic losing. Peditorosis affects only men and reduces their chances of success with the opposite sex. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: giving a girl too much attention, oozing desperation, being terrified of rejection, and lacking self-confidence. Put simply, you lose your ability to exude awesome or win. Oh and it can be contagious.

Stacy: "Did you hear? Bobby Havens brought flowers to his first date. How could anyone be that lame?"

Amanda: "I guess you don't know. He has peditorosis."

Stacy: "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. That explains A LOT..."

by JGunz December 2, 2010