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Couch Payments

A "couch payment" is the term for paying off a debt with sex rather than money.
I know Ms. Smith that you'll be short on rent again this month, why don't you pay half cash and then we can settle the debt with 2 or 3 couch payments.
by Check1 November 29, 2011
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Pace

Referring to someones speed.
Damn you slow as shit, you cant keep up with my pace.
by EnSabahNur January 9, 2014
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Pacemaker

A medical device that works in conjunction with an individual's forward whatsits to make them go faster, typically used for people who are experiencing a life-threatening loss of momentum (going too slow).
Person 1: "I heard that Hamish got a pacemaker implanted.
Person 2: "Yeah man, apparently he almost died of slow feels"
by sanic May 26, 2014
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I pacesetters

term used to describe a misereble job, with crappy pay, and below acceptible intelegence in the upper managment area, aka hell on earth
Guy 1: sweet dude i just got a job at i pacesetters!!!

Guy 2: i feel bad for you!

Guy 1: why, they said the job would be easy

Guy 2: because all's your going to do is talked to stuped people and pull your hair out all to get paid minimum wage, also keep in mind they don't pay you correctly half the time.

Guy 1: oh, well that sux.
by darkmagitrunks October 3, 2010
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Pacey

One of those guys who is sweet to his girlfriend, but still witty and manly. Not the white-as-snow knight in shining armor type, but a more byronic type of man. Derives from the best character on the TV show Dawson's Creek.
"What kind of guy is he?"
"He's sweet but cool...he's a Pacey."
by blob6 October 6, 2009
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Pacer

A low quality passenger train produced in the 80s cause British Rail broke
Is it a pacer?
Yes
THE PACER MADE ME SICK!!!
by Splat tim he does not July 26, 2020
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Penny Payers

People who decide to pay unjust fines (eg parking tickets) entirely with pennies to legally piss off whoever they are paying the fine to.
Guy 1: what the hell they ticketed me $50 to park my car by my house? this is bullshit.
Guy 2: You should be one of those penny payers.
Guy 1: Yeah that'll teach them.
by All-American-Badass August 18, 2009
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