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Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.
"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile
by Dan February 1, 2005
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Pavel

Pavel is a really hot person, with brown eyes and is Slavic and likes to climb trees. Sometimes he gets rejected by girls, and is depressed.
Damm I feel bad for Pavel
by PAVEJL_0 January 23, 2018
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Salting the Pavement

When's the last time you were salting the pavement?

Last night, I was rammin this black honey and I pulled out and salted that pavement!
by Duncadunk October 24, 2009
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paedophobe

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)
Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....
by Zankou February 6, 2007
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Paedo crawl

The act of driving one's car at a shockingly low speed to the extent at which the driver could perhaps be mistaken for a paedophile looking for new victims.
"Mate speed up, people think we're doing a Paedo crawl"
by jdjskwbdjw February 8, 2015
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Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar

A famous Swedish saying meaning to use the right tools for the right task. -Brevqvist
A: Why is my condom always breaking when I'm putting it on?
B: Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar, you are supposed to use your hands not your scissors.
by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023
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