painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet

Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell

by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013

Painting the wife's closet

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.

I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.

by Bus doctor January 23, 2015

painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

by akthagod69 March 3, 2019

pantangco

a dog breed that can be found in the philippines. specifically in cainta, rizal.

chynna likes feeding her dog Jerry which is a pantangco.

by fellasaurus April 14, 2021

tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

by ultradaddy January 19, 2013

microsoft paint

A paint tool program you use when you need pictures to go along with your Roblox fanfiction

"Why are you looking up the definition of Microsoft Paint on Urban Dictionary."

by Galactic_Pyro April 19, 2018

Drinking Paint

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

by Jesus is watching you sleep June 9, 2020