The act of a person or pet with the intention of controlling and/or impeding the direction or progress of your forward momentum.
by MissJiff February 5, 2021
Get the Path Blockingmug. 
a person who makes a living jumping out in front of other people (mainly people in a rush) and walk slower therefore blocking their path.
also works while driving
a path blocker may professional or else doing it for recreational purposes.
also works while driving
a path blocker may professional or else doing it for recreational purposes.
by steFANNYPAKK September 28, 2008
Get the Path Blockermug. When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010
Get the Crap-pathmug. When you get deep in a line of dope songs through YouTubes "Up Next" feature and all the songs are unreal. A path of dope songs.
by tytytylerlerler March 24, 2017
Get the Pathmug. Other path Disorders that are not what is consider the dominant path
Footpath A person that Does dangerous things to Get attention
Telepath They act of no interaction to others
Allopath A person that pretends to be loyal to you to get favors from you
Towpath A person that typically lacks and that typically locks sympathy or Empty
Warpath a Human being That Create fights to get what they want
Bypath Somebody Pretending to care about you but doesn't
Footpath A person that Does dangerous things to Get attention
Telepath They act of no interaction to others
Allopath A person that pretends to be loyal to you to get favors from you
Towpath A person that typically lacks and that typically locks sympathy or Empty
Warpath a Human being That Create fights to get what they want
Bypath Somebody Pretending to care about you but doesn't
by 459395 February 26, 2022
Get the Other Pathmug. Short for personality disorders
Psychopath A human With high emotions
Naturopath Typically someone that is considered a control freak
Sociopath a Person with law emotions
Osteopath One perceiving the world as their Land
Neuropath The act of only caring about oneself
Hydropath A person that commits a lot of crimes
Homeopath One's delusions of seeing hisself or herself as the victim
Multipath A very violent person
Glidepath A human that lies all the time
Psychopath A human With high emotions
Naturopath Typically someone that is considered a control freak
Sociopath a Person with law emotions
Osteopath One perceiving the world as their Land
Neuropath The act of only caring about oneself
Hydropath A person that commits a lot of crimes
Homeopath One's delusions of seeing hisself or herself as the victim
Multipath A very violent person
Glidepath A human that lies all the time
by 459395 February 26, 2022
Get the Pathmug.