partyfinger

When you finger 10 chicks up the ass at a party and then get your bitch drunk and donkeypunch her out and stick your finger in her mouth for 15 minutes.

Johnny's quite the wild kid. At Jamie's party last night, he partyfingered his bitch, Wilma.

by Billy DeCheserie May 13, 2005

pachingidy

crazy fun

wow mooning the moon was pachingidy

by Midget December 21, 2002

Porching

Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing

-noun, verb

The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.

Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:

Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.

Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking

by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011

sexy partying

Sexy Partying is what Nancy Grace calls this locked up Mom's partying antics. It apparently involves drinking, looking hot, flirting, and stuffing your face with food.

1. Nancy Grace really called that woman out for sexy partying last night.

2. Let's go wasted and sexy party tonight! I'm really horny and wild!

by Steve Rad October 4, 2008

catching & pitching

In a homosexual relationship: pitching is when one partner comes on to the other. The catcher is the partner who receives the seduction

Hey! I'm pitching, I get to choose what hole I put it in. Don't you understand catching & pitching?

by BabybleuParker November 25, 2013

Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.

Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.

by Arkell December 9, 2008

Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.

"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"

by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007