Pittsburg Parachute

Act of turning a used condom inside out and emptying the contents in your partners mouth.

James dropped his load in a Trojan and then gave Gino a Pittsburg Parachute.

by Dick Shrivels November 2, 2007

PARAKEET

Someone who responds with the same thing you just said to them, similar to how a parakeet repeats speech it hears.

John (texting): Hey
Dan (texting): Hey
John: Fucking parakeet

by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019

Parabhjot

A female who is superior in everything she does. Parabhjot's are usually short and have medium length hair. Parabhjot's are usually at the top of the chain they are always above anyone. They're understanding of the human mind is incredible as they can relate easily and advise you quickly. Parabhjot's sometimes give the wrong answers but all their answers come from the heart not the mind. Parabhjot's beauty is her eyes, Most of the times her eyes are incredible not because of the colour but of the shape ,coating of the pupil etc. No one can define Parabhjot's eyes when you look into them your lost.. Parabhjot's are the hardest people to read so don't try. Parabhjot's also tend to have very pinky lips. Parabhjot's are independent so its very unlikely for them to have a guy in their life as they like to depend on themselves and friends. Parabhjot do however have a lot of GUY friends. Overall Parabhjot's are interesting, intellegent, very beautiful and superior people.

2) Parabhjot's are very athletic/sporty. They're will never be a parabhjot who is not sporty

Wow your so parabhjot (meaning smart)

Guy: Your so parabhjot (meaning sporty)
Girl: Am I really that parabhjot?

by GodsLightToEnlightenTheWorld. May 23, 2011

Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

parabolish

1. typical or similar to a parable, riddle, or proverb
2. mysterious; with hidden meaning or message

1. That Avatar movie is so parabolish!
2. You wouldn't understand his parabolish story.

by timlight January 28, 2010

Gone Parabolic

Something that has gone from small to extremely large, off-the-charts, huge, mammoth in short order. An incredibly fast and large increase -- ie exponential.

1. He ability to annoy has gone parabolic since he quit smoking. I can't stand to hear anymore about how cigs are bad for you from him!

2. The rate of complaining here has gone parabolic since the company eliminated this year's bonuses.

by plresultsman October 12, 2011

Parabola

A type of face one makes when angry. Involves the mouth frowning downwards to form an 'n' shape. Various different types e.g human parabola where the body also forms the structure of a parabola at the same time as the mouth.

Allan got angry so pulled off an enormous parabola.

by Eimho November 2, 2011