teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.

Abortion: Talk someone into it.

by desPERRYado May 19, 2005

tardy tardy parent party

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy

1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

Pakeeter

Something to say when you want a complete silence in a conversation with someone you don't want to talk too...

John: Sup Dude
Bill: Pakeeter
*silence*
*Bill walks away*

by Java Cube December 17, 2008

pakemin

ancient men of the stone age

kamyu pakemin banget dah

by ditit sareb May 12, 2010

Parent Zone

When someone likes you (said person has to be someone under 18) but their parents won't let them date anyone, or just you.

Friend 1: "You know that girl I've been talking to? I asked her out and she said she was really into me too, but her parents won't let her date anyone until she's 16."
Friend 2: "You've been parent zoned man.. that sucks."

by Uncle Nerdicus December 26, 2013

Parent Tax

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.

Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.

by GreenTag October 31, 2017

Parent hoe

A person who has multiple parents, not only biological.

A: Omg look at him, I wouldn't mind him being my dad.
B: You already have 5 dads, chill, all celebrities can't be your dads!
A: I don't care, I'm a parent hoe so I can have multiple.

by Making new words June 2, 2018