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Packet

Another term for a homosexual or someone who has a weener and likes weener
Yo, quit actin like such ah packet!
by Bungmasterflexx April 9, 2021
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Packet-Monkey

pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon September 24, 2012
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Packet Faggot

When you cut open a packet of food (Usually lollies or chips) with scissors in a neat, straight line. Instead of the ripping it open
by What's_a_pseudonym? D: September 8, 2011
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packeting

in computer networking, a packet is a formatted unit of data carried by a packet mode computer network. Packeting is simply sending these data packets.
A: I pinged you a while ago. I am still waiting for response :s
B: How come? I was just packeting you :s THIS IS WEIRD DEWD!
by LaPT March 31, 2011
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packet of arnotts

Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.
"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"

"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"

"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008
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Gravy Packet

"Daaaamn girl, I heard that...you better check ya panties and make sure it ain't no gravy packet!"

"Oooh, that sounded wet and naaaaasty...someone better call McCormick spices, cuz she got a recipe for a gravy packet back there..."
by Boom Level Prime April 18, 2024
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Gravy Packet

When a female farts and some poop comes out. Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."
"Daaayum girl, that sounded wet and sloppy! You better check those panties and make sure you don't have a gravy packet back there!"

"I heard that! Did you just turn your panties into a gravy packet???"

"Girl, that was disgusting. Call McCormick spices, because it sound like you made a new recipe for a gravy packet."

"It's too early in the year for a Thanksgiving turkey, so clean that gravy packet out your pants."
by Boom Level Prime July 31, 2024
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