putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!

"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"

by felching belcher October 16, 2009

potaint

This refers to the soft and sensitive part of a potato

The potato screamed when I kicked it in the potaint

by TBerrium March 19, 2018

Putin Porn

Pictures of Vladimir Putin taken for propaganda purposes that are intended to display his macho prowess and strength to evoke Russian nationalism, portray Putin as a national symbol and show him as an integral part of Russia's rich, vast territory.

Hey! Check out the new Putin Porn! Here's a photo series of him fishing, hunting, riding horses, scuba diving, and driving a submarine with his shirt off. He is like a real man -- only better!

by ThePrimeMinistersOffice September 15, 2011

Putang Ina Mo

One of the phrases that Filipinos teach to Foreigners!
It literally means "Your Mom's a Whore/Bitch"

American: Can you teach me some words from your language?

Filipino: okay, say, Putang Ina Mo?

American: Powteng ayna mow...

Filipino: Ahahahaha! Ahahahah!

by 19Lee89 June 17, 2009

putin

Derivative of the Spanish "puto." Putin means "little faggot." It is not necessarily an insult, although it can be used that way.

"Hey, what's up putin?"

by Sailor Evans April 8, 2009

putanti

A really hot girl with massive boobs

woooooo seeeesssshhh, that girl is a putanti!

by gavin4234 September 3, 2012

putting words in the horse's mouth

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, and FYI it's actually Italian and Latin homework I was going to work on, later on the chemistry and physics.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2014