legally pumped

To have big muscles or to be all "jacked up" but with all natural training, and without the aid of performance enhancing drugs and steroids.

Person 1: "Look at that dude! He's huge! He must be on steroids!"

Person 2: " No man, he's an all natural beast! He's legally pumped!"

by nicholasbrunello January 21, 2010

Possy Pumper

A rare and highly sought after aftermarket mod for cars which adds anywhere from 100-700 HP depending on number used (i.e. Single, Dual, Quadratic). Also see Tally Pipe

Dude my car hauls ass with it's new Quadratic Possy Pumpers and Dual Tally Pipes.

by MVC March 19, 2003

Pumpers

pumpers better than tumblers because pumpers like to pump

"Hey stop tumbling"
"Why?"
"Pumpers like to Pump!"
"But I'm a tumbler"
"PUMPERS BETTER THAN TUMBLERS!!!!"

by Edzo04 February 13, 2009

CFM pumps

"Come Fuck Me" high heel shoes, usually black stiletto pumps at least 4" tall, with pointy toes, often patent leather; putatively worn by a woman who wants to advertise her availability for sex.

"If you wear those CFM pumps in front of me, baby, you'd better mean business."

by Axel von Auersperg December 2, 2003

Fist Pumps

When two straight men bend over the pong table and their other straight friend comes over and rams his fists up their assholes using a quick athletic motion.

Hey Rob I really don't feel like going out tonight looking for girls, lets just stay in the dorm, i'll drink my margarita mix, you can dip, and alejandro will give us fist pumps.

by Byla November 4, 2009

pumper

(n) Someone who posts on an internet message board in ardent and blind support of someone or something. Generally used for people posting on stock market message boards, and encouraging others to by the stock.

Beware the pumpers on the MSFT board.

by keyshaw June 3, 2004

Monkey Pumper

one who masturbates; one who jerks off; one who chokes one's chicken; one who strokes one's cork while massaging one's grapes

Employee1: Man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.

by Drjerkle September 22, 2009