Travel PTSD 

Like PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), but what happens when a person comes back from vacation. Symptoms include:

-having the feeling that one has returned home too soon
-missing the vacation place
-feeling disconnected
-inability to focus on everyday tasks
-unexplainable happiness

Abbreviated as tPTSD

After getting back from Hawaii, I still haven't been able to recover from my Travel PTSD

Travel PTSD by Deathgleaner July 14, 2010

PTSB 

Post Traumatic Stress Bullshit.

"I was raped when I was a fetus. My Shrink has diagnosed my condition as PTSB. { Will need life long therapy}. Thank God I have disability"!

PTSB by Shrink67 November 10, 2013

Ptso day

on october 26 wear yo best fits post on ig wit the #PTSODAY

wear yo best fits so we can finally see who can really ptso om Ptso Day

Ptso day by Ptso Enthusiasts October 12, 2022

Gum Rape PTSD 

A variation of PTSD that is more severe than any other! It originates from the deprivation of the satisfaction of someone who is offered gum by someone not accepting that pleasant gift and aggressively shoving it into various cavities on the giver. This is the most severe form of PTSD and can cause severe laughter.

Jose: hey, essé, what happened to you?!

Carlos: I'm suffering from severe Gum Rape PTSD

Gum Rape PTSD by The Most High Council of Psych April 30, 2013

PTSD 

PTSD is the abbreviation for POST TWEETING SEX DISORDER.

Basically means: (Tweeting Makes Me Horny)

I masturbate immediately after tweeting, because I have PTSD.

PTSD by Master Kitty October 4, 2016

ptsd 

Pregnant Teen Sucking Dick

"She is such a ptsd"

ptsd by Alex aka honduran man October 28, 2009

PTS5 

Unpopular drug synthetically produced which has similar properties to shrooms, ketamine, and LSD because of it's hallucinogenic effects on the mind. The use of this drug is strongly approved because it does not release dopamine or give you a "high." It only induces Trips. There are no negative long term affects of this drug nor any short term besides a build up in tolerance.

Sup mang, lets go pop some PTS5!

PTS5 by Demon Of Skorn December 12, 2009