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proctarian

Similiar to being Agnostic, a Proctarian believes that while it is possible god exists, it is very likely he's an asshole
After being forced to be a Mormon when younger, Josh grew up hating religion and became a Proctarian
by Sir_Handel September 12, 2016
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proctosniff

An indiviual who takes pleasure in the aroma of flatulence (farts)
Whenever I fart my wife sniffs my ass like a bouquet of flowers. She such a proctosniff.
by pebblesgirl March 25, 2017
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Proctopsychologist

A call center agent who spends 8 hours a day listening to assholes with problems.
I am fucking pissed off about my bill, I am going to call my proctopsychologist at xyz mobility.
by flyboi737 March 10, 2018
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procorus

He does not like to agree with facts he uses random words that came out of no where. Whenever he is in an agument he makes up lies and farts on them.
Procorus you have such a big head
by Gamerboy456 June 14, 2021
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protor

amongus protor motor and sussy.
But most importantly, amog.
mannn i feel like protor motor...
that protor is sus!
by Epic_Definer January 1, 2022
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Proctology

Proctology fucking sucks. I just got raped because of it.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 9, 2022
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Procto-Milontesis

A condition wherein the patient's speech comes from their rectum, rather than their larynx. Because patients suffering from this condition maintain no connection between their Broca's Area and their speech organ, the resulting language is often illogical. The condition can be acute or chronic (as in certain uncles at Thanksgiving). There is no effective treatment at this time -- the recommended response is isolation of the patient until the condition subsides. This condition is highly contagious and spreads rapidly through contact via social media.
The patient was referred to us after participating in their HOA page on social media. They began making irrational statements, leading to suspicion of acute Procto-Milontesis. Recommend isolating the patient for 24 hours to see if they improve.
by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023
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