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pointy kitty

actually it was used in the Simpsons when the "pointy kitty" stole "daddys key". Ralph says this when the rat takes the police master key.
That pointy kitty took daddys key
by Shortbusguy44 May 26, 2007
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Good boy points

A system of points used by mothers for their little boys. The boy can save up good boy points to buy"chicken tendies". The mother can ask sexual favors for good boy points.
I have 30 good boy points. Each chicken tendie costs 6 good boy points. I can afford 5 chicken tendies. I need 10 to be satisfied. I beg mommy for more good boy points. She pulls up her skirt and says that if I can please mommy I will get 10 chicken remedies for free. I don't really like girl tinkle parts but I lick anyway. 10 minutes later mommy says that I did a good job. She says that if I play with her milk bags I will get barbeque sauce for free. I played and played and mommy gave me barbeque sauce. Now I have the chicken tendies to satisfy myself.
by Black KKK December 22, 2015
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muffin point

The point you reach when you are so tired that everything is funny. Being drunk on lack of sleep.
I broke into a hysterical fit of laughter after hearing the word 'alliteration', because I was at muffin point.
by holychia May 23, 2006
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Urban Pooing

The Art of public pooing. Urban pooing takes its humble beginnings from people taking urban poos after facing prolonged deprivation of public restrooms, most often while walking during a long night of drinking. When one has been depraved of a restroom for too great a time, they may decide to take their pooing to the next level.

Urban Pooing has several tenets to follow that will determine the beauty of an urban poo.

Tenets of Urban pooing

Lay it public- The more people who must bear witness to the urban poo, the better

Lay it well- Be creative, shock and awe the public with the clever placements of your poo

Lay it fast- Speed is key, to Lay quickly takes much more talent than some may think, in an urban setting, Laying the urban poo fast and efficiently is a key skill in the sport

Lay it large- Fat shits are always more impresive

Lay in the heavens- Lay your urban poos high in the heavens

Lay like a shadow- Never get caught, being caught in the act of urban pooing is the greatest shame one can receive
guy 1- " Dude! me and my friend went urban pooing the other day"

guy 2- "what's urban pooing?"

guy 1- "it's like where you take shits in weird places and then tell people about it later for a good laugh"

Good examples of:
-Lay it well- On the inside of

-Lay in the heavens- Off buildings, bridges, etc, the higher the more heavenly.

-Lay it large- pretty self explanatory
by Chazz New Orleans March 7, 2011
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podinker

when you partake in anal intercourse with a female without using a condom and right before you ejaculate you pull out and shoot it in here eye later causing pink eye.
Guy 1: Yo, you know that fat chick i met at the bar last night?

Guy 2: Yea what did you guys do last night?

Guy 1: She was giving me head and bit me so i gave her a podinker in both eyes.
by deeyenda March 9, 2009
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pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022
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Face Points

Points that one receives when he or she shows up at a place and gets noticed.

Pertains particularly to people come back to an area where they used to live/be/roam. Such as a college student coming back to the area were they went to high school
Dude I got mad face points at the gym today.

Lets go to the dinner there might be some high school chicks there, we could get some face points.

I went to Dunkin Donuts and nobody was there, major face point disappointment.
by Bjamss2011 June 11, 2011
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