paper shredder

the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.

wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?

husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.

by kc512 February 20, 2010

paper route

your job; the place where you make your money

"Where you goin so early?"
"My paper route, son."

"Why don't you ever go out anymore?"
"Man, I got fired from my paper route."

by mattacoustic316 April 12, 2008

rolling paper

Clean-burning paper that comes in packs of numerous sizes. Used to wrap tobacco, weed, or any other plant the user wishes to cleanly and easily smoke.

E-Z Wider and Rizzla are my rolling papers of choice.

by Trae January 28, 2006

Papelón

A huge mess. Usually used when a problem arises and gets out of hand.

Omg, qué papelón.

Girl, did you see the papelón he formed?
¡Mi vida es un papelón!

by Eaaaah December 8, 2018

ass paper

toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass

When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!

by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006

Republican toilet paper

The U.S. Constitution

Politicians such as Reagan, Bush41,Bush43,Ashcroft etc. seem to think the U.S. Constitution is just Republican toilet paper. They have used the war on drugs and the war on terror as an excuse to take away basic basic constitutional rights. Some examples include the Patriot Act, warrantless wire taps, property seizures etc.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 28, 2010

paper chasin

tryin to make that money

man, im steady paper chasin.

by antwan duncan September 1, 2003