by heyhoehoehey November 1, 2019
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Mike: My Pepsi's missing
Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit
Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!
Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit
Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!
by Shlong NF1 October 20, 2020
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Customer: "Excuse me, do you have any diet pepsi lime?
Clerk: "nope"
Customer: "Well that is an epic fail
Clerk: "nope"
Customer: "Well that is an epic fail
by Nightingale Dawn July 29, 2009
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person 2:"sorry, we only have pepsi.is that ok?"
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person 1:"i dont know, is monopoly money okay?"
by amkv123 February 21, 2010
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Get the Pepsi Vanilla mug.Pepsi doesn't have enough Pep, it has more 'Si' also known as Coke's codename, if it weren't for Pep there would be only be 'Si'. Wage the war on Coke my Pepsi brothers, now grab a Pepsi filled with bullets and kill those Coke lovers! WE WILL KILL THEM ALL!
Coke Fan: You like Pepsi? I like Coke Cola.
Pepsi Fan: Now you must die. *pulls out pepsi can loaded with bullets*
Coke Fan: WHAT THE FU- *explodes into a puddle of pepsi*
Pepsi Fan: The Coke fan has shot and killed, preparing for the Great Soda War.
Pepsi Fan: Now you must die. *pulls out pepsi can loaded with bullets*
Coke Fan: WHAT THE FU- *explodes into a puddle of pepsi*
Pepsi Fan: The Coke fan has shot and killed, preparing for the Great Soda War.
by Lebron Tran May 15, 2018
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by forkalongo July 8, 2004
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