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Orbital

An attractive girl who shrugs a phat ass in the sense that it's mass alone attracts lonely Ass-teroids swinging them into an orbit around her.
That Shauna bitch be real orbital, you see all those lonely square ass-teroids circlin' her like a hawk.
by mattyT April 19, 2007
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spazual orbit

When two spastically charged people approach each other indirectly, at just the right angle to fall into mutual orbit.
I thought those two spazzes would both keep bouncing off normal people forever, but it looks like they've fallen into spazual orbit with each other.
by ™Mule September 10, 2011
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Faggot Orbiter

A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.
She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help
by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017
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Orbital

When a rimjob is performed on another person while the giver is holding the reciever upside odwn by the ankles.
"Thats why I only date tiny women-WAAAY easier to perform the orbital and not cramp up."
by el jefe December 9, 2003
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ornitholoquia

ornitholoquia: noun. The language of birds. Unintelligible chattering.
That metaphysical discussion was no more than ornitholoquia to my ears.
by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008
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Ordimary

She's cute but her friend is kinda ordimary.
by whodatis February 3, 2009
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Orbital Tea-bag

The act of tea-bagging an individual from great height or distance, using an object to propel yourself from or to jump off.
My friend is swimming in a pool... I took a long run up, jumped off the diving board, spread my legs and shouted 'Orbital Tea-bag' before landing on his head.
by Wod-c July 13, 2010
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