Employment Officer

A person who is appointed by the Job Centre, to fail you in nearly every aspect of life.

'Hello i'm Sam; i'm your Employment Officer'
'My your stuby fingers look like sausages'

by Venom_of_Oswestry May 12, 2009

your OFFICIAL boy

a name given to some one who portrays all the qualities of an absolute toolbag. this person just looks like the type of person who is not big or chill.
also someone who buys a 30 rack of beer for college and still has 27 of them left after 6 weeks....and has blacked out twice....

jon: "Yo did you hear vito did kathy's homework for her?"
ryan: "oh wow...hahah...he's your OFFICIAL boy"

kyle: "guys, i dont want to go to the party because i already told my mom and she called the cops"
nick: "but juan jarr will be there..."
kyle: "okay i'll come, but only because i want to see my OFFICIAL boy"

by yourrrrrboyyyyy October 5, 2010

watching the office

"Watching 'The Office'" is a term to be used when referring to fingering a girl, but having to be discreet while talking about it.

Ron: "Yo, what'd you guys do at her house last night?"
Hank: "Her and I just ended up watching The Office for a while."
Ron: "Nice."

by BirdJesus June 25, 2017

office monkey

A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.

"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."

by x January 22, 2003

official emotions

Symmetric and acknowledged like like.

Friend: Are you guys dating?
Me: Idk, but we definitely have official emotions.

by aqwesd January 27, 2020

office politics

A bunch of bored unlaid woman causing unwanted drama who will eventually piss you off and get you fired.

Hey Diana! Guess who i saw in Caesars last nite?
Who?
Tadd with his so called friend!
I am so bored, my husband won't touch me anymore!
I really don't want to be touched!

I really hate office politics, but i am usually the one who creates it!!

Oh! Linda you are so funny, we need to get together for lunch.
(Linda leaves the room)

Todd i really don't like her.
Huddle Huddle Whisper Whisper!

by Spirit Lady July 22, 2011

officejet

An all in machine that is designed to fax, scan, make copies, and print documents. Most of these printers will not do any of the above functions once you bring it home.

My officejet just jammed and got all exploded everywhere

by Anonymous August 12, 2003