Octopussy

Jack Octigan aka a ginormous faggot

the octopussy down the road sat in the corner while kids threw shit at him

by NOOB@)210 November 26, 2010

Octomussy

large hairy mammal usually mistaken for a rolled up carpet.

"is that an octomussy mummy? "
no sweetie its just a carpet

by brad November 11, 2003

Octopus Couple

A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.

'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'

'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'

by chaibox December 23, 2009

filthy octopus

The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.

I gave her a bilbo baggins and then she gave me a filthy octopus

by Eddie January 9, 2004

octopus

A group of at least 4 people beating one person. often used to describe a backup group.

Did you hear what what he did to that girl? yeah, tonight the octopus is gonna roll on that bastard

by Xophe April 5, 2007

Octopussy

An eight sided vagina.

Bob: Dude, you see Octopussy?
Steve: Yeah, at the freak show last week!
Bob: What?

by TexasSandman13 February 28, 2009

octopussy

veronika paar.... a girl with a stickyyy grosss vaginaa. gets fingered by weird kids.

guy 1- dude i fingered veronika in the library yesterday
guy 2- dudee i heard she had a serious octopussy
guy 1- yeah man it felt like squishy tentacles were eating my hand
guy 2- thats just not right, man

by thegirlyouateforbreakfast December 30, 2009