Octopussy

An octopus like organism that dwells in the cookies of young transexual women. whenever the subject is seeking stimulation during the night, the octopussy will delve deeper into the cookie dough that it has burrowed in and wrap its 70 tentacles around the walls of the meat sack and start massaging and pulsating causing the subject to experience multiple orgasims and can even distort the mind into creating a dream where the subject in question will begin to fantasize about her grandmother. Once the first rays of dawn begin to show, the Octopussy will crawl out of its habitat and absorb all of the subject's liquids out of her bedsheets. This mutualistic relationship is the result of hormonic, slutty whores.

Woah.... what happened last night, my insides are buzzing and I feel.... wet? I feel dirty, guess I'll have to cancel happy hour for a shower. *man bursts in*
TWAS THE OCTOPUSSY

by Anne of Gables September 4, 2010

octopus

An eight women orgy.

Had an octopus last night. Couldn't keep it up.

by VicVickerson December 25, 2016

octopus cuddle

When you get as tangled as possible while cuddling.

Me and my boyfriend love to octopus cuddle

by Yssarg June 18, 2017

octopus beak

An act in which someone inserts two pistachio shells into their anus, and by clenching their sphincter, pinches an unsuspecting enemy with the pistachio shells poking out from their anus.

Ouch Dale! That Octopus Beak is gonna leave a mark!

by Swampmoose February 14, 2018

Octopus

Completing the act of having sex eight times in one day

Yo bro, give me Some knuckles, I just went full octopus on that hottie with a body.

by Razor “the bad guy” Ramon May 30, 2020

diving octopus

insert both hand's, crossed over each other, with fingers intercrossed into the vagina.

i enjoyed giving Ashley the diving octopus last week.

by Sean Corcoran... June 24, 2008

cheese in an octopuss

something really random

Jack: A BLEH

Dom: Thats like cheese in an octopuss

by widzer May 15, 2010