Negative Susan

Someone who sees no happiness in the world, only sorrow. The opposite to a Positive Sally.

Jack: WHY IS ALL THE COFFEE GONE? D:
Michael: Jack stfu you negative Susan.

by Positive Sally January 15, 2013

Negapositive

A scenario or circumstance in which there is a good in a bad outcome, or a bad for a good outcome.

"I have to wake up early in the morning, but i will be getting paid; so its a negapositive thing."

''The negapositive thing about the last day of school, is I will not see my friends as often, but I also wont have to worry about school work.''

''If you smoke the herb you will feel very relaxed, but you may also end up not doing a damn thing! #negapositive''

by ThatKaliGuyyy November 29, 2013

negative headcount

A "negative headcount" is a worker that makes so many errors that they create more work than they actually do.

Our new network engineer is a negative headcount - he doesn't know how to do much and what he does is usually wrong. I've been fixing his mistakes for the last two days.

by S1KRR November 5, 2016

negative zero

Noun: (Nay-gut-tive Zirrro). Negative zero is infinity zero. Worth less than nothing.

"Tom is a big fat -0 at his donut making job; he sure is useless"

"Nancy is a negative zero on a scale of 1-10, she sure is homely"

by Luckylinlin December 15, 2016

negajinx

When you complain about an issue and it is resolved almost immediately after without any interaction. If you've been trying to accomplish a task for a long period of time and shortly after complaining, you complete your task.

Boy has been trying to get a stuck door open for 20 minutes...
Boy: Why won't this door open!?
Girl: I don't know.
Boy tries one more time and the door opens: NEGAJINX!

by slammajamma28 April 19, 2018

Negative light

To make someone feel less sure about or have less trust in something or someone.

After I was found out to have fucked the boss, I was cast in a negative light.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Negative Attention

Is when one uses a facial expression that shows anger or displeasure towards another person, then often followed speaking critical language of a particular act or acts.

Tom really showed, Negative Attention to Jim about his recent actions.

by John Wordsleuth June 25, 2021