Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

《¤》Direct《¤》Expressiveness《¤》Near《¤》My《¤》Eyes《¤》Now《¤》

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《¤》Direct《¤》Expressiveness《¤》Near《¤》My《¤》Eyes《¤》Now《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

Cthulhu Is Not Allowed Fifty Feet Near Hellstrom

Cthulhu Is Not Allowed Fifty Feet Near Hellstrom

Cthulhu Is Not Allowed Fifty Feet Near Hellstrom

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

furries near me

A joke website that probably doesn't exist, used by my friend a lot lol.

Me: ......
Friend:....
*silence*
Friend: furries near me
Me:..what.
Friend: furries. near. me
Me: okay-

by Cherry ♥️ June 10, 2023

Near

Almost

"I near fell out of the chair"

(GIF: Shin Hye-sun)

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024

Near

(of a person) stingy; miserly

Here's a sentence using "near" in the archaic sense of stingy:

Uncle Harold wouldn't even spring for a round of drinks, so cheap he bordered on near.
Note: This usage of "near" is not very common today. You might consider a more common synonym like "stingy," "cheap," or "miserly" depending on the desired emphasis.

(Gif: To Be A Brave One)

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024

Near enough

sufficiently close to being the case for all practical purposes.

"this price was near enough the going rate for rent"

GIF: Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024