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neopolitian

Having a look that consists of a dark brown or tan, a red, and a white; like the ice cream, only on a part of the body
Robert is a neopolitian today
by Robert April 19, 2004
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Neopolitain Knickers

A "dirty slag's" knickers containing stains of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.
that Tracy in't half a dirty bitch! She had a pair of neopolitan knickers alongside her 'fuck me boots'!
by Adele Smudge April 18, 2005
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neopalitan

when a getting head the male pulls his penis out before ejaculation and proceds to release his seminal fluid on his partners face then punches her in the nose with and then proceeds to defacte on his hand rubbing it on the females face rubbing it all together. this creates an affect sort of like neopalitan ice cream!
if you dont shut upp ill have to bust out a neopalitan on you!
by tampon lollipops December 4, 2006
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Neopolitan

A more recent term for Jungle fever. A black man or woman who favors a white lover or vice versa. (A black man with a white girl and the coochie is pink. Or a white man with a black woman the coochie is still pink.)

Or a Multi-racial person.
1. My boy C-west as militant and afrocentric as he claims to be, has favored Neopolitan for as long as I could remember.

2. I hooked Susan up with D-mack and she's been Neopolitan ever since.

3. -Yo homie wassup wit cha girl Keisha?

-Who Keisha??? She aint feelin you money, she strictly Neopolitan you dig??

4. Susan had a couple Neopolitan babies now you can't tell her she ain't black.
by Trinide December 29, 2007
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neopolitan

When there are 3 jewish men together for grace after meals (a mzumin) and 1 is Ashkenazi, 1 Sephardi, and 1 Ethiopian.
"yo dog...can we bench?"
"yeah-and we got a neopolitan."
by rachel schwartz December 30, 2008
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Neopolitan Shooter

You need a shot glass and a partner to create a Neopolitan Shooter. You get your partner to take a full pack of laxatives a few hours before, and when she has to shit, you assram her until her ass starts bleeding. You blow your load in her ass, and then get her to shit. You collect the mix of cum, blood, and liquid shit in the shot glass, and then take the shot of fluids.

Neopolitan Ice cream consists of white, brown, and red ice cream, and the shooter consists of cum(white), shit(brown), and blood(red) respectively.
Russel's mom helped me to take a Neopolitan Shooter. It was disgusting but satisfying.
by -Master Dan- November 9, 2008
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Napolitano Pastry

A rare American pastry beloved by and named for Neo-Mussolini heroine Janet Napolitano, Boss Lady of the TSA, filled with a custardy concoction of toddlers' panty messes decorated with delightfully soft turd kisses - all harvested by the TSA from the bowels of 95 year old dying American grandmothers and crying American toddlers at US airports.
There aren't many turd-custard filled dessert recipes that offer a lovely light pastry filled with 95 year old creamy cancer-filled diarrhea such as this Janet Napolitano pastry.

Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!
by BitsySchlap June 29, 2011
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