neopalitan 

when a getting head the male pulls his penis out before ejaculation and proceds to release his seminal fluid on his partners face then punches her in the nose with and then proceeds to defacte on his hand rubbing it on the females face rubbing it all together. this creates an affect sort of like neopalitan ice cream!

if you dont shut upp ill have to bust out a neopalitan on you!

neopalitan by tampon lollipops December 4, 2006

neopalitan 

where one proceeds to punch somebody in the nose, shit on there face and then cream all over the face, all at the same time, thus giving chocolate strawberry and vanilla

yo, i gave beccy a neopalitan last night

neopalitan by Birdman1991 June 24, 2008

Neopolitan Dick 

"Neopolitan Dick " is a term to describe a circumcised penis having a variety of colors (~hence, "neopolitan" like the famous mix of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate icecream) due to the circumcision itself.

The tip (head) more pink, the shaft more neutral, and the scrotum darker.

Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...

Neopolitan Dick by KiiDLMTLSS January 3, 2014

neapolitan penis

When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.

Man that guy Andy really has a Neapolitan penis. A tri-colored shaft.

neapolitan penis by Mesoss March 18, 2014

nopalitas 

In Spanish this means "small cactus". In American slang this a reference to a small penis. A nopalitas is a person who compensates for their lack of penis length by telling tall tales. It is a unique form of "small-man" syndrome. Can be used like a tribal name (e.g. Rising Sun) and in this case is capitalized.

He said the clerks boobs were as big as my head, but seeing that this was coming from Nopalitas, I adjusted the picture in my head down to DD cups.

nopalitas by GetRDone December 22, 2006

Neapolitan poop worm 

The result of having unprotected anal sex with three women and squeezing a three layered poop worm out of your penis.

I’d like to get a Neapolitan poop worm from Freddie, Carly and the blonde one!

Neapolitan poop worm by Uncle Charlie69 May 2, 2021

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021