Nardog

The definition of Nardog is a straight badass. He is one sexy ass motherfucker with a big dick and is everything a girl would ever want. He is very caring, funny, handsome, tall, and a baller. Many guys strive to be like him but no one can reach the level of Nardog. He is alpha.

Dayumm can Nardog rail me already

by therealrufus October 27, 2020

Nard Monkey

Is a male primate who can both eat and possess nards simultaneously.

Andrew: "Ryan you know what you are?"

Ryan: "What?"

Andy: "You're a Nard Monkey"

Ryan: *cries*

by HoloConch January 29, 2021

Naradasur

Naradasur / नारदासुर (Narada-monster) is a monster is various Hindu mythological texts, who often fucks up everything, for others, by seeding feelings of self-doubts, revenge, confusion etc. etc. in minds of other people.

Here comes Naradasur, to give his free advice. Fuck off Naradasur

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021

Nard bag

The scrotum. The bag that holds the nards (testicles).

Guy 1: Shit, she bruised my nard bag!
Guy 2: Fuck, ice them!

by DaveDH March 13, 2023

lymph nards

1. small testicles

2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house

3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's

Billy's man boobs complemented his lymph nards perfectly.

by austinzyxw September 10, 2012

Jacking Nards

The act in which one fucks with or pisses another person off in a gay way. Not literally jacking another man’s cumsack

Mike: you are fag
Guy 2: shut the fuck up and quit jacking nards you dumb smelly ape

by DickDude2002 September 23, 2019

nardbag

1) The fleshy sack holding the testicles, i.e. the nutsack

2) A real annoying doucher.

Man, that Brent sure is a nardbag

by Adam B Rich June 23, 2011